It was a hot meeting at the conference hall, all the people from the dept were called in,
the VP was looking much tensed. The mood was so bad my friend asked "Hey, What is this meeting about?"
I told him may be the would decide when to have another meeting and chuckled.
People though nervous smiled at each other, then the VP started talking.
He said about the recent attrition rate was so high around 10 people had put in their papers,
all experienced guys. It was the quarter end and so work was huge. If we do not complete
the work on time, we need to be paying heavy penalty said the VP.
The VP then turned to the manger and told "Hey take how much ever resources you want
recruit or take them from other departments, but complete the work in another 25 days.
Take people and complete it man.
To this the sweet manager humbly reply "Sir! Give me one wife and nine months and
I shall show you results, Don't give me nine wives and one month, I cannot do anything.
"Everyone looked at him blank!
The VP did not have anything else to say and just walked away……..
"What an awesome answer."
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Farooque AliPosted May 19, 2011, 8:47 AM
Anil KumarPosted May 19, 2011, 8:46 AM
Mahesh ChandPosted May 19, 2011, 8:24 AM
Does Manager know something is called "Consulting" and "Outsourcing"? He could have brought a few consultants who could have purchased him, wives with kids, possibly made in China. Probably within a week and finish the process.
Shalini JunejaPosted May 19, 2011, 7:40 AM
Suthish NairPosted May 19, 2011, 7:22 AM
Sam HobbsPosted May 13, 2011, 5:46 PM
Anil KumarPosted May 13, 2011, 8:03 AM
Very funny !!!